Karate. Keeeee-Yah. Sir.

Today The Boy started Karate. Thursday they may ask him not to come back.

You see, his listening skills during his private lesson today? Less than stellar. I'd even venture so far as to say They Royally SUCKED. Wait, no. I'd go even further and state that they were Nonexistent.

He acted like a 2 year old on Red Koolaid, cupcake icing and chocolate M&M Crack.

But he rocked out the outfit, right? We make Karate look Goooood.

Boundless energy, inability to focus long enough to get a direction - to the point of once? He was being told where to put his hands and mid-putting-his-hands our son goes Oh Look There's An Airplane Out the Window.

Head.Banging.Against.Wall.From.Parents.

We managed to gather our wits and get it together enough to practice kicks. Barely. Took a little bit more redirection even with the kicks

Today we learned about saying SIR. And that if we don't follow directions and pay attention? Mommy & Daddy will make us say I'm Sorry to Mr. Berryhill. And that until we get our White Belt we can't go out in the Big Room with the Other Kids. Thursday's the Big Day for White Belt - here's to hoping The Boy gets it together between now & then.

I will say fatigue/exhaustion may be a contributing factor & we best get a good night's sleep the next night before. This was The State of The Boy at 7:45 this evening

Side note unrelated to Karate: The Boy rocked the house on his Progress Report from school. Kindergarten Rocks!

Labor Day Family Fun

Great day with my guys (and the dog!) driving all over taking photos. Managed to get a few good ones and Millie had herself a grand time playing in the water over at Flat Rock Park! We hit all my favorite photo-snapping spots & even tried out a new one (enh, kind of a bust but did get a few good ones). And we also backed in to a Non-Moving Tree that was camoflauged by all the other Non-Moving Trees we were running over. Ahem. Please note the truck was not damaged as we hit said tree with the trailer hitch. Also note if you are going 10 mph and you hit a tree with your hitch? Your truck will STOP. Ahem. Grilled out for dinner some most fabulous ribs. And are about to call it a night since we all have extra-early days tomorrow. Can we have Labor Day every Monday, please? Thanks.

IHeartFaces: Back To School

This week at IHeartFaces they are All About Back To School! I dug in my archives from last year and am posting our First Day of 4-Year PreK photo. Nothing screams Back To School like donning your neon green rainboots on your first day, right?

And in honor of starting Kindergarten back on August 6th, I bring you the Kindergarten Collage, jam-packed with classroom, new shoes, brand new back-pack and First Day of School goodness!

Make sure to check out all the fabulous Back to School entries over at IHeartFaces this week!

I can take pictures, too.

I can, from time to time, pry the camera out of Shannon's hands to take a few pictures. Today was one of them. You see, I spent the weekend off dove hunting and planting food plots at the hunting lease. SO, I told Shannon we would have a picture day, today as a family outing. Something I thought she would certainly enjoy. So, off we go. As a family. We even took Millie. I seized the opportunity to catch a photo of nature doing, well, nature things. She has been giving me grief all evening about that photo. Thus, influencing the caption....

"You ever feel like someone is always on your back?"

It's That Time Again

It's that time again - Football Season - no, wait - that's not what I was going to talk about. Hrm. It's that time - when we wear white one last time! Wait, no no no THAT wasn't it.

Oh. That's Right.

It's that time again! Hunting Season. And the start of my snapping to get our Christmas Card Photo. They seem to coincide, no? It's fitting. Because with Hunting Season I become the Hunting Widow. All invitations to attend events cease, as most everyone wants to get together with The Couple not The Wife & Child. Our social circle lacks Hunters so I'm a Rare Bird - and speaking of birds, I would have been Shot this weekend as That Is What Was Being Hunted. Ahem. So I go off with my camera and The Boy. Why?

Well today it went down like this: The neighbors weren't home when we were home. The Boy, having been couped up with me all last weekend thanks to the Flu? Was already calling it the Most Boring Weekend Ever and doing the whole whining woe is him thing. Plus HELLO does he ever not chatter and talk and go on and on? Ever? Can I get two minutes of quiet? Please? Because even when I'm LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM he is OUTSIDE THE DOOR TALKING TO ME.

I digress.

So I opted to take him downtown and snap a few photos. Because I start early working towards Christmas. And is it any wonder seeing the few I've posted thus far?

His true colors shine through. But compared to last year, at least we're looking towards the camera this year, right? Right. We're bound to have a winner by October this year!

And The Hunter? He's going to hang with us All Day Monday so we hear. Rock On. Maybe I can talk both my guys in to a photo shoot again on Monday? We shall see. For now I'm exhausted and it's already almost tomorrow as it is. So I'm going to call it a night myself. G'night!

We are Sparks for Jesus!

Awana Kick-Off is pure awesomeness when there are inflatables & RED KOOLAID. The Boy says Mr Clint making it all happen? It was The Best Night Ever. Even if it rained. Is the rain the earth crying tears? Why did it rain? But that was okay. Because we came inside and got to play with the giant red ball. And dat is why it was my best night ever.Looking forward to learning our verse so we can get our book & Sparks vest next week!

Flu = Bahr-in

The Boy: Mommy The Flu is Bahr-in.

Me: Yes the flu is very, very boring.

But we at least make the flu look cool

And we keep hydrated with awesome things like popsicles

And rest

Often

No school for tomorrow - Tuesday remains questionable. Meanwhile I am Ready to return to work tomorrow morning simply because I will be able to Get Out Of This House. I've never in my life observed a more energetic flu patient - and being confined with said patient has taken all my patience since, as we've already established, the flu? It's boring.

Hoping for Fever Free tomorrow!

We'll Take Flu for $200 Please Alex.

Today was to be The Boy's 5-year-Well-Child-Visit. Except for that part where he woke up with a temp of 101.3. Today was to be the dreaded Day of Shots. Except for that part where You Don't Get Shots When You Have a Temp. Today was to be the day we sat on the Oh So Wonderful WELL side. Except you don't sit with the happy non-coughing kids when you're contaminated and are instead regulated to the SICK side.

Even though we were SICK and not WELL we still did the Well-Child-Visit stats and talks and checks. For those keeping record, The Boy is 46.5 inches tall and weighs 53 pounds, placing him in 98+% for height and weight. Rock On.

We had to do fabulous things at the 5-year, like pee in a cup and don a gown! Here we find a crappy cell phone pic of The Boy hiding under the counter, still uncertain if he would For Real not be getting those shots or not and informing me "I'll just stay down here and hide from Dr Oliver so he can't see me and give me those shots because this is my very bad day"

Dr. Oliver quickly reassured The Boy there would be NO SHOTS today. Hooray - no shots! Boo - this meant No I-just-got-shots-so-I-get-a-new-prize-from-BigMama&Papa.

With the flu running rampant in The Boy's Kdg class (5 out Wednesday, 10 Thursday, 12 today) AND with the all-day-except-for-when-we-show-up-to-the-doctor temperature AND the sneezing, coughing, etc. we opted for the Rapid Flu Test. Now, at this point The Boy is playing, crawling on the floor with a toy, full of energy. We fully expect a negative result and will just call it a cold and go back to school Monday.

Except both myself and the doctor are shocked with the positive flu results. The Boy Got The Flu. And we're stuck inside until we're fever-free for 48-hours.

We're hoping he bounces back pretty quick, as from what we are hearing most kids are getting over the flu fairly quickly. The Boy is already wanting to know what he missed learning at school today so it'll be rough having to miss any more school!

Wish us luck stuck inside all weekend - I hope not to lose my mind watching Larry Boy ad nauseum and also hope to effectively care for The Boy without catching the flu! Happy Weekend!

20/20 Isn't Just A Show on ABC. And The Mom Brags

Eye Appointment today for The Boy and Great News - All Is Well! 20/20 vision, depth perception is Spot On (sign that boy up for archery, says Dad!) & no worries about his eyes see ya again in two years - Rock On because The Boy felt the eye doctor? Was "bar-in" (boring).

And since I am in to bragging about great things - Check Out the Awesome Job The Boy did on his Math homework tonight! DCE doesn't play, btw, and Kindergarten Isn't For Sissies - homework is a challenge for us most nights but The Boy loved cutting and did a Fabulous job writing his numbers tonight!

Busy day today and an even busier one tomorrow so we're all calling it a night a wee bit earlier. G'night!

Open House - I Love School!

We had Open House for The Boy tonight! We were able to see some pretty awesome drawings in his August journal, sign up for things like Guest Reader & Field Trip Volunteer and pull off Wishing Stars for things the classroom "wishes" for. The Boy was quite the artist in his August Journal!

And why yes thanks for asking we're still trucking along with homework. Below you'll find words that rhyme with "pan" - a Man in the Sand next to a Hand

Tomorrow's another big day (and not just 'cause it's Granny's birthday, either, but while we're thinking about it HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GRANNY!) - we're heading to the eye doctor! And then homework involves cutting, pasting, coloring AND writing. Fun Times. For now we're all calling it a night!

IHeartFaces ~ Nostalgia

Special week at IHeartFaces - Nostalgia. I remember looking at the topic and trying to figure out just what I would choose for this week. I had no ideas, a rarity for me since I can usually dig through the hundreds upon hundreds of photos of The Boy to find something that would fit each week's theme.

Early Friday morning Grandfather lost his battle with cancer. He went home to be with Jesus and is no longer suffering - for which we are glad but still find ourselves mourning for the great man we've lost. Grandfather was a wonderful man - I assure you if you met him, you would have loved him. Grandfather could grow anything. I'm certain he could fix anything. It's highly probable he had The Whitest Legs I've Ever Seen. And I will miss him so much.

So it seemed quite fitting that this afternoon, after the funeral was over and the family had a meal together and visited that I walked back up to my grandparents with David & The Boy - we went down to Grandfather's barn and pulled out the tractor to snap a few pictures. And then we went up to Uncle Bubba's and snapped a few more pictures of the tractor that belong to My great-granddaddy. I remember sitting on tractors as a child pretending to drive much like The Boy is doing in the picture below

Many more wonderful entries and stories over at IHeartFaces this week so make sure to check them all out.

Handwriting's For Sissies.

The Boy shows so much more enthusiasm for volcanoes instead of handwriting. Because who really cares about writing 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 when there are volcanoes to erupt?Not I, says The Boy. He's So There with the vinegar, all ready to pour and Make Things Happen.And happen it does! Incredibly thrilled with the progress

Because when it all comes down to it 6 was really afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 and 10 (number humor, folks - I'm here all week)

Wasn't enough for us to stop with Volcanoes - we went for Pile of Baking Soda on Plate + Vinegar = Super Cool Trick as well

All in all Much Fun had with baking soda and vinegar and a little toy volcano this afternoon!

IHeartFaces ~ Bubbles!

Fun week over at IHeartFaces this week where the theme is BUBBLES! We love bubbles 'round here but wouldn't ya know I've already used my Most Favorite Bubble Shot Evah. So I'm going with a not-your-typical-bubble-blowing photo and opting instead for the kid-covered-in-bath-bubbles Bubble Photo:Head on over to IHeartFaces to check out all the other fabulous entries this week!

H to the O to the M to the E to the WORK

Forgive the lack of posting around here but we are in Kindergarten now and there is HOMEWORK people. Every night something to work on. Like making Me people with Big Brown Eyes Just Like Me! And a red mark on the chin Just Like Me! And wearing red because their favorite color is red Just Like Me! I know - it looked so much like The Boy for a minute there you were wondering why I didn't take a picture of his homework, right?

It's not all fun and games, though. We have the dreaded Writing. Makes us look like this

Rest assured no persons or papers were stabbed by boys in blue. Numbers and Bubblegum words were worked on, though, much to his dismay

We also had that Freak Lightning Storm last night and I didn't feel much like blogging - although I did stand out front like an idiot snapping photos. Managed to get a piece of lightning going across the sky. Rock on.

And the night after the storm? Gorgeous sunsets. God is a great painter, isn't He?

I will tell you one thing - Back to School makes me One Tired Mommy so I'm off to bed. 'Night All.

I Heart Faces ~ Crazy, Silly, Funny Faces!

Fun week over at IHeartFaces this week where they are All About Crazy, Silly, Funny Faces! I've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use this photo and The Husband agrees - it doesn't get much Crazier - much Sillier - much Funnier than this. Below? My brothers, The Boy and 3 friends all Hamming It Up at my brother's wedding reception. I can't believe how much they rule
And lookit! Special Pets Category this week! Mildred Louise says Hey Guys Check Out My New Ball. Oh Millie Girl you are so awesome when you don't get in the trash! Make sure to check out all the wonderful entries over at IHeartFaces. I've already checked out a few that were pretty fantastic so you really oughta head on over there! For now? I'm heading on to bed. More on bows & arrows and Kindergarten homework tomorrow . . .

First Day of Kindergarten

First day? "Great, but I really wanted to ride the bus" (The Boy)

We're all exhausted but looking forward to Day 2 tomorrow!