How to Keep from Falling Asleep, by The Boy

Excuse #45234234 Why You Are Out of The Bed After Bedtime: Find a random treasure with what must have been a magnifying glass to run tell your parents about.

The Boy: LOOK! See what is on this car Mommy? I found it and it's my Best Car Ever now!

Me: Um I'm not seeing anything

And then I sit trying to figure out what could have cause this excitement only to hear his exclaimation:

Oh wait if I take my glass and move them closer to the car I just might be able to make it - WAIT A MINUTE you were suppose to be asleep a half hour ago now Get.Back.In.Bed!

How He Rolls.

After the horrific cries of Not Getting To Play With Friends In YEARS and My Most Boringest Day EVER, coupled with I Never Get To Watch The Shows I Want To Watch and When Can I Do All The Things I Want to Do? David and I walked down the hall to find The Boy kicked back in his recliner playing PlayStation. Cracked us up. All he needs is a small table with a drink and he'd be good to go.