Monday, July 6, 2009

When Good Sheriffs Go Bad.

Good Sheriff located above (why yes he did wear those shoes with those shorts today thanks)? Was later wanted for the intake of a bag of sour gummy worms. Allowed intake = 3 gummy worms. His intake? Many more. He confessed to the crime and the punishment that followed included a loss of movie privileges for the evening and No More Gummy Worms for the foreseeable future.

Said Sheriff also received a refresher on Children Obey Your Parents. Apology followed and the convicted later fell asleep at 7 p.m. It is unknown if the convicted will have gastrointestinal consequences resulting from his ridiculous sour gummy intake but parents are hopeful it won't be a horrible night even though that lesson might last much longer than the lost privileges.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Whole Buncha Damage

Awwww. Isn't she just so precious? Dear sweet Mildred Louise. Except for that part where while we were gone to celebrate the 4th? She went Houdini on her kennel that for 2.5 years now has been perfectly acceptable - pulled the door IN - and, well, went crazy. This was only a glimpse. I shall spare you the hall and the living room. Separation anxiety? Getting us back for partying it up while leaving her at home? Can't blame the fireworks, as no one in the cul de sac was in town this 4th of July. Way too reminiscent of the days of Bailey shredding the 12-packs of toilet paper (raise our hand if you can recall those days) Whatever the rhyme or reason, I'm hoping Millie got it all out of her system and doesn't give a repeat any time in the near future. As The Boy put it she did a whole buncha damage and I would rather not go through that again anytime soon!