That's What He Said.

The Boy: Hey can I have some of these Skittles from the trick or treat bucket?

Me: No son - those are for the trick or treaters.

The Boy: Well, I guess I will just have to trick or treat at my own house then.

Upon having his tooth pulled, The Boy looked at me and asked, "Do babies have eyes in their mommy's tummy?" I paused wondering Just Where This Was Going before replying Yes. He then doesn't miss a beat and says, "I just can't remember what it looked like in there - was it gross seeing all your insides?"